Must Be Donald Poem by Francie Lynch

Must Be Donald

Rating: 3.5


Who's comb-over looks like shite?
Donald's comb-over looks like shite.
Who scared us shitless election night?
Donald scared us shitless election night.
Election night. Looks like shite.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump

Who's got a tie that's long and red?
The Don has a tie that's long and red?
Who pays hookers to piss on beds?
The Don pays hookers to piss on beds.
Piss on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like shite.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

Who's got hands tiny and slight?
The Don has hands tiny and slight.
Who spews lies out day and night?
The Don spews lies out day and night.
Spews lies out. Tiny and slight.
Piss on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like shite.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

Who's got a vocab small and trite?
The Don has a vocab small and trite.
Who whines Fake News out of spite?
The Don whines Fake News out of spite.
Small and trite. Out of spite.
Spews lies out. Tiny and slight.
Piss on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like shite.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

Who likes tweeting SAD SAD SAD?
The Don likes tweeting SAD SAD SAD.
Who likes a spanking when he's bad?
The Don likes a spanking when he's bad.
Bad, bad, bad, SAD SAD SAD,
Small and trite. Out of spite.
Spews lies out. Tiny and slight.
Piss on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like shite.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

How many minions leave today?
So many so far went their way.
Comey, Priebus, Flynn and Bannon,
Tillerson, Spicer, Hope and Ryan.
Leave today. Gone their way.
Bad, bad, bad, SAD SAD SAD,
Small and trite. Out of spite.
Spews lies out. Tiny and slight.
Piss on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like shite.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

Thursday, April 19, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: political humor,song,trump
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Nyssa Landong 14 March 2022

Omg I loveeee youuuu, so beautiful. and true! ! ! !

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tim martin 26 November 2021

what a sad and bitter person Francie Lynch must be. this poem is a projection of her mind....

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Dillian Hansen 27 August 2018

Why my friend? Why? This mockery of both poetry and our president, also so vogor, I'm sorry, but I do not like this poem

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Francie Lynch

Francie Lynch

Monaghan, Ireland
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