David Darbyshire

Rookie (6/11/54 / Darwen England)

My Bum Is Still Sore. - Poem by David Darbyshire

My bottum is still sore
and when I
laugh
it hurts more.
The clamps were not
so strong,
we didn't think anything could
go wrong.

Syl and I were enjoying the sun, resting
on a horizontal pole,
things were going fine
until we fell on our hole.
Those flimsy clamps
did break,
and now we know it was a
mistake.

Syl is Ok,
she laughed the whole way.
But I did cry,
I'm a proud guy.
When the spectators stopped
laughing,
my bum still hurt.
Three days later I still
feel like a jerk.


Comments about My Bum Is Still Sore. by David Darbyshire

  • (10/11/2006 8:29:00 AM)

    Never sit on a horizontal pole! Hope you're better now, Dave (snigger, snigger...)

    Love, Fran the Fan xx
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  • (10/10/2006 2:31:00 PM)

    Rectum?
    Well it didn't do them any good!
    Danny
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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Poem Edited: Friday, October 15, 2010


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