I had a drinking problem
I spilt more than I drank
I had an alcoholic mum
So it's her I have to thank
As most booze ended on the floor
It stopped me drinking anymore
So mum if you can read this
And you're not up there getting pissed
I'll drink a toast to you and then
I'll have to clean the floor again!
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