My Friend Poem by Pinaki Dewan

You have a real girlfriend now,
You even plan on taking the vow,
Yet you say, you still adore me?
How can you hurt me, you ask?
Just ignore me, my friend,
Just ignore me.

Now, you saved tons of memes, I know,
But can you stare at the abyss below?
All you do is implore me!
How can you hurt me, you ask?
Just ignore me, my friend,
Just ignore me.

Now, you give me this big book,
That I can't even relate to!
You think you do me a favor, but you bore me.
How can you hurt me, you ask?
Just ignore me, my friend,
Just ignore me.

I was planning a grand suicide,
But then I heard you died,
How can you get there before me?
How can you hurt me, you ask?
Just ignore me, my friend,
Just ignore me.