'We haven't had sex for...what, how long?
What am I,15? '
Excuse me? Not your fault?
What! ? My libido?
Look at my...and...! ! !
Well excuse me Adonis,
you don't seem so fine!
Well Honey, if you think
that mine's in crazed excess...
its because I have to keep
the thing for both of us!
Oooh, the big guns now...
Don't you bring that in!
Your so dry a girl could cry,
and sadly not because of pain,
nor from ecstacy but from the lack...
So don't you hurl blame just at me,
or my libido!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
There's a lot to be said for sexual honesty. If you're interested, my poem 'Losing Your Virginity' is another sexually honest, and quite humourous, poem.