ToddMichael St. Pierre

My Poopasaurus

Have you seen my Poopasaurus?
Oh she poops in great big piles.
She’s a prehistoric creature,
And her poop goes on for miles!

Can you help me to locate her?
Though your nose won’t like it much,
If you see her please remember,
You can look but do not touch!

Do not touch my Poopasaurus,
Or she may just poop on you.
She escaped me just this morning,
When I took her out to poo.

Have you seen my Poopasaurus?
She’s the only pet I’ve got.
She’s cute and kind, but keep in mind…

She poops an awful lot!

Poem Submitted: Monday, November 20, 2006
Poem Edited: Wednesday, November 24, 2010

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  • Spazmo (1/15/2018 7:17:00 PM)

    Well that was a load of crap ;)

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  • Evan Hughes (1/12/2007 3:24:00 PM)

    My students just love reciting this one!

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  • Beth Nickell (1/12/2007 1:09:00 PM)

    Can you get her potty trained: -) ? Oh POOP!

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  • Jesse Martinez (12/31/2006 12:40:00 PM)

    Terrific children's poem! ! !

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  • Bailey Ayres (12/30/2006 10:09:00 AM)

    I Love it too, almost as much as my sister Ryleigh does!

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  • Marla Preston (12/21/2006 1:39:00 PM)

    yes, i saw her, and she better quit crapping in my yard, cool poem

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  • Shannon Hutchins (12/21/2006 1:08:00 PM)

    You need a super-dooper-pooper-scooper----> ; 0-) ~

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  • Rhett Watson (12/20/2006 4:39:00 PM)

    hey i don't even have kids and i think it is funny, toilet humor, still effective after all these years...

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  • Belinda Gomez (12/20/2006 3:55:00 PM)

    this is best if you run and get your kids and read it to them, watch and listen for their reaction and then you'll understand why kids go crazy for his stuff

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  • Malcolm Burns (12/20/2006 3:46:00 AM)

    funny as all get out, the kiddos made me read it 6 times in a row

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  • Krista Powell (12/20/2006 2:59:00 AM)

    You definitely see the world from a different angle don't you, so good!

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  • Stephen Severn (12/20/2006 2:03:00 AM)

    I'm with Mia on this one... Superb!

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  • Mia Greene (12/19/2006 8:30:00 PM)

    Another Classic in waiting! My kids can't get enough... read it again... read it again! You're a hit in Australia!

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  • Dee Daffodil (11/20/2006 7:12:00 PM)

    Excellent kids poem...I love this one a lot. I couldn't stop giggling while I was reading to my kids! !
    Hugs,
    dee

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