Lily Licked The Toilet Poem by ToddMichael St. Pierre

Lily Licked The Toilet

Rating: 5.0


Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the floor.
You can bet I'll never
Kiss Lily anymore!
Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the sink.
She's full of germs and worms,
At least that's what I think.
Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the tub.
It's safe to say her tongue
Could use a real good scrub!
She was the cutest pooch! (To Smooch)
Why'd she have to spoil it?
Nothing's been the same since…
Lily licked the toilet!

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Jesse Martinez 31 December 2006

Magnificent kids poem!

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Beth Nickell 12 January 2007

would still be funny if Lily was a child, cute!

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Mia Greene 19 December 2006

OK, this is one of the most perfect children's poems I have ever read, just timeless, and already a classic I think!

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Krista Powell 20 December 2006

Yes, quite extraordinary actually!

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Malcolm Burns 20 December 2006

bad poochie... good poem

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Mah Ham 04 July 2021

Hilarious poem, if you stop after the first four lines! Not so disgusting when you read to the end. Love it and have added it to my favorites and given it five stars.

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swarit 02 February 2021

i hate the title, but the poem is awesome

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HARIPRIYA 04 January 2021

Every good poem. I liked it every much 👍👍

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HARIPRIYA 04 January 2021

Every good poem.

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Bill Gifford 12 January 2007

Good one! ! !

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