ToddMichael St. Pierre

Rookie - 0 Points (April 22nd / New Orleans)

Lily Licked The Toilet - Poem by ToddMichael St. Pierre

Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the floor.
You can bet I'll never
Kiss Lily anymore!
Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the sink.
She's full of germs and worms,
At least that's what I think.
Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the tub.
It's safe to say her tongue
Could use a real good scrub!
She was the cutest pooch! (To Smooch)
Why'd she have to spoil it?
Nothing's been the same since…
Lily licked the toilet!


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Poem Submitted: Monday, November 20, 2006

Poem Edited: Thursday, September 27, 2012


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