My Time A Uni Poem by Lee Fones

used to go to university
along, long time ago
not because i was clever
but cause of friends i know

one was a geologist
others mathematician
me couldn't conjure up a rabbit
as i wasn't a magician

hours, days i spent there
lectures all knew me well
going to Keele observatory
well that was really swell

i'd gatecrash into lectures
public ones i must say
i wasn't no hoodlum heckler
cause i didn't have to pay

one time however at Huddersfield uni
was asked mathematical question
and face went rather pale
pondering mate for a suggestion

the trials and tribulations
of our university folk
studying for degrees
with me there what a joke