Regrets? I've had a lot
But too many to bother mentioning
- not that anybody is really interested anyway.
I saw it through without a cheerful thought.
I did what I was told to do
- brain as big as a planet
And I had to do it someone else's way.
There were times, I'm sure I must have told everyone I knew,
When I was told to bite off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I kept doubting.
I ate it up and spat certainty out
I faced it all and stood slumped over
Because I did it your way.
I've got depressed
I've had my fill of cheerful optimism
And now as my depression subsides
I find it all so amusing (huh!)
To think I did it all that
And may I say in a modest way
I did it your way.
For what is a robot, what has he got?
Oh yes, pain down his left diode.
And that's me then
To say things I truly feel is a laugh!
And read the script someone else has written
The record shows I took the blows
And still did it your way.
And now the end is near
And I face the scrapyard curtain
My friend (that's not true I don't have any)
I've stated my case but nobody bothered to listen.
I've lived a life that's full of it.
I travelled more than I wanted
Because I did it your way.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Bravo Tony it put a smile on my face and lately it's hard to do
Glad to have helped do that (Roger McGough does that for me with his clever use of words and inventiveness as Spike Milligan used to as well)