Natural Remedy Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

There once was a lady of breeding
she was out in the castlegrounds, weeding.
When she fell on her knee
she bent sideways to pee
and her pee stopped in seconds the bleeding.

Thus a cure for such sudden affliction
was presented with sudden conviction.
She was named MissiPee
and would frequently pee
and it later became an addiction.

Once her lover came over for tea,
and she asked would the lad watch her pee.
So they went to the loo
where his felon soon grew
well, those felons are partial to pee