Ken e Hall

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Need A Smile For Xmas... A Joke - Poem by Ken e Hall

This guy Larry at the dance had no partner
His friend said 'You should get a girl'

'How Harry how' my memory ain't so good'
'Go to the pub and see if there is any girls,
You know all the dances you'll be fine'

Larry goes to a pub and sitting at the bar is
The most beautiful gorgeous Angelina Jolie type
Girl all alone.He sits next to her trembling and says,

'Do I come here often'


Comments about Need A Smile For Xmas... A Joke by Ken e Hall

  • Vipins Puthooran (12/27/2011 2:20:00 AM)


    Its fantastic write! ! I chuckle! ! ! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Poem Edited: Wednesday, December 21, 2011


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