New Muse Wanted Poem by Dean Meredith

I need a new muse he said
There are prerequisites...
I like cute
In one way or another
Based on what works
She needs the following qualities:
Did I mention cute?
Oh yes... and
She is a hippy chick
Artistic in some way
Smart beyond belief
The latter is primary
She may be sexy
Might like music and movies
May like watching TV
And sleeping -
Not too much
Not too little
She will have problems
Probably a hypochondriac
Just like me
Reasonably crazy
As above
But foremost among all
She should adore me
And I must adore her