As the sea is logically piss,
from the way a fish takes in water,
it loves it
and should be a pisskiss...
or, right on Ancient Rome and more subtle,
a piscis.
The air is getting fartier by the minute.
A pedgnosente is what Rome called a connoisseur of the fart.
A fartcon...
or, close to Rome,
and more subtle,
I propose,
as an air-breather,
a pednose.
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