Douglas Scotney

Gold Star - 34,607 Points (boomer / Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia. Resides in Adelaide)

O To Be The First - Poem by Douglas Scotney

I Google-Imagesed
Yosamite Sim,
and wasn't the first
to see a pansy in him.

I did Pop Wrap
for Bubble;
Dad Wrap;
Vater Wrap;
Fart Wrap...
Stop!

Father Xmas,
did anyone ever call you
Bubbles or Pop?

Topic(s) of this poem: christmas, first


Poet's Notes about The Poem

Vater, German for father, pron.Farter. As if I didn't twist the cowboy on purpose.

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Poem Submitted: Friday, November 20, 2015



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