Johnny is a hero
Johnny saves lives
Johnny’s worn by husband
And inserted into wives
Johnny prolongs life
And prevents it too
Johnny’s job is strange
Johnny does it all for you
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
You Brits have the funniest nicknames for things. But I guess a rubber over there is an eraser you put on the end of your pencil, so that won't work! -chuck