His Homeynence Sir Peckerwood Ali III

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On Nerdlickers And Saywipes - Poem by His Homeynence Sir Peckerwood Ali III

The boys’ down-under
Rock, roll and thunder
From dawn to dusk fall
No crevice too small

There lies a breed of man
Down-under
Strapping boys extolling
Thunder
As ways and means to cover
Blunders
Ignored, decried and torn
Asunder

On knees of glass they kiss
Bemused
Each others bums although
Confused
Which orifice need be
Abused
To satisfy and stand
Amused

The Nerdlicker is prime
Example
Of one who knowingly
Will sample
Posterior vast and
Fairly ample
With his full lips, butt hairs
He’ll trample

Saywipe my bony buns
Oh Pastor
I’ll play the schoolboy, you
Headmaster
Caress my cheeks and stroke
Them faster
No joy denied, no way
Disaster

The boys’ down-under
Rock, roll and thunder
From dawn to dusk fall
No crevice too small


Comments about On Nerdlickers And Saywipes by His Homeynence Sir Peckerwood Ali III

  • (4/23/2005 10:12:00 PM)

    take that as an 'affirmative', Sonja. (Report)Reply

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  • (4/22/2005 11:04:00 PM)

    Addendum Sonja. If swine could write they would make comments like you do.
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  • (4/20/2005 5:56:00 PM)

    I wonder, Herbert, if you strip and stroke yourself when you read that list (Report)Reply

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  • (4/20/2005 5:36:00 PM)

    i read this and i got excited, i dont know why, or it could be the new german born pope, just the thought of it, i wonder what herbert thinks about it
    perhaps a blessing would make us better poets, it seems a lot quieter is it because we have less englishmen, is there one missing or has he gone walkabout
    do they have walkabouts in yorkshire, or do they have pudding festivals
    or ripper contests or find the royal in the back alley with the bloody knife

    Warm regards allan saywipe
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  • (4/20/2005 5:29:00 PM)

    Oooh just a moment ago I saw that this poem was rated 10x3 and now.. has fallen very low. Hmmm, how odd! Sx (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Poem Edited: Tuesday, May 4, 2010


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