Once A Month (Poemhunter.Com Exclusive) - Poem by Lance Carthen
Im cramped and Im bloated.
My feet are all swollen.
Theres a headache in my brain.
Im sweatin and itching,
And I cant stop bitching.
You said hello and I compained.
Everytime I go to the bathroom,
I have to flush four times.
If you get to close and I hear you breathe,
You'll be the next victim in line.
Wish I was faking this constipation.
I havent left the house in six days.
I think your crazy, my hormones are raging.
Feel like Im knawing on a chain.
My nose is running.
There's venom in my eyes.
My teeth are aching.
I feel too ugly to go outside.
Your stuck with me.
Yes sir, everyday this week.
When your gone I just feel so alone.
Its, just for seven days,
What do you mean that Im insane?
Where did my shotgun go?
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