Orthodigital Todays Lunacy Poem by ivor or ivor.e hogg

My new dentures are digital
because I have the wherewithal
to buy the latest gadgetry.
I love modern technology.

They play pop music as I eat.
No other dentures can compete,
can receive the latest news
from any channel which I choose.

I need not change the batteries
they can recharge themselves with ease.
The movement of my lower jaw
creates the current which they store.

I think that I can claim to be.
The first to have such dentistry.
They are my only claim to fame
have become a household name.

The only man whose dentures do
a great deal more than simply chew.
It seems my dentures have made me
into a real celebrity.

16-Jan-08