Panophobia Poem by Aram Stefanian

You got acrophobia, and can't climb higher
Or maybe both uranophobia and hadephobia
What about me, I do love playing with fire
My pet peeve is paraskavedekatriaphobia

I'm in love with a crank freak like you
Before I met you, I suffered from isolophobia
It ain't that easy to go to bed with you anew
While you're held back by phallophobia

You proved to be a perfect match for me
Despite your progressing androphobia
Tomorrow morning we're going on a spree
I'll have to overcome my chronic kolpophobia