Partner Poem by Paul Frederick

I'll tell you the end
The limit did tend
Let's perceive a lad
Quite the cad
Golf hat
Like that
Sweetest lullabies
From honey bees
Think his son for a fool
No dad's just cool
Yet he bore no babies
The worst is over
So one and one isn't two
Just like a crew
Parade your woman
A pith German
Bare ideas
And the "we ares"
Envious hand in hand
The magic wand
My time piece
For a triest
Get the juices flowing
Radiant glowing
Women play badder
Men even harder
The heart down there
Will any spare?
They chastise the animal
Yet cannibal
That's his partner story
Diadem showry
But he makes soft music
Complementing his crusing
One girl
One twirl
Who came up with this?
Not God
Honestly the cry of the wild
A civilization might mind
The Devil
My last witness
I asked him if he had a lady
A question of the cradle
He tipped the soul
Proposed bondage
Meet her between the sheets
For penny bleats
He who finds a wife finds a good thing
The one who cracked down my wing
I know when it worked
When she wasn't tracked
But who's loins prevail
Willing buyer willing seller
If two are together
One must be higher
Lower the fool
Jilted or jaded?
Headed for Hades
Kumbaya
Pass by the bar yah
Who needs the doctor?
Shriveled poker
What's in can't be seen
Diseases to glean
Will you wait until the crop drops?
Or your gullibility tops?
Even the plush memories won't stop
A partner so dangerous
She could kill you with a knife
Yet you stay with the wife
The sun is out
Another to pout
I'll remember your lingerie
If you remember my boulangerie
Packs and attacks
Swerves and curves
I'm saying bye in advance
Never mind a last glance
You play me for a gnu
Price for the pew
I'll be in Swankeedonia
He'll be up on ya