Pay No Attention Poem by Percy Dovetonsils

On the 2nd day
of the televised RNC
one of his toadies,
Larry Toadwell,
put the pandemic
in the past tense.
It's a miracle!
Everything solved!
By our Savior Lord Trump!
No one else could've done it!

Pay no attention
to your lying eyes,
to the covid sufferers
dying daily
by the thousands
all around you.
They're a hoax!
They never died!
They live eternally
in Trumplican heaven
by Jesus's side.

If the President
had not so thoughtfully
turned away
from the pandemic
when it first reared its ugly head
it never would've gotten the chance
to grow big as it is
today
and all those
10's of thousands
of dead
who've been swept away
to Jesus Land
wouldn't have been delivered
to a better place
of eternal life
and play.

Thank you, Lord Donald,
for being in the know,
for having the foresight
to let this invasion grow
to overwhelming biglyness.
In time,
perhaps the whole blessed
U.S. Mess
will embrace it
and take the high
heavenly road

to the covid cabin
in the sky.