Pazazz Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

Not since Lennon and McCartney
Has there been a writer with such pazazz.
In fact we'd go so far as to say,
He's the best that the world now has.

His words are soothing and comforting.
In fact all the young girls yearn,
To have someone so smoothly write
Love poems like Robert E. Burns.

He tries to get the world to sing,
And sometimes pulls out tears.
Why if a contest were held today,
He would trounce that old Shakespeare.

This article was in the paper,
After I'd written a book.
It took me all night slipping it in
The papers before anyone looked.