Poetically I'Ve Gone Very Weird Poem by Lee Fones

its cold outside is it snowing
i'm inside nice and glowing
its a silly question too ask
but do you have a flask
whilst on lawn and mowing

its rather ridiculous to me
out on the lawn ten to three
i hear the wind blows
snot dripping from your nose
and why are you sawing that tree

you are blinking annoying
thought you were joking and toying
now you here straight
as your knocking down the gate
this neighborhood your destroying

even the birds disappeared
kids are in fact badly reared
its a very strange do
but i'll have to blame you
plus poetically I've gone very weird