Poo Runners Poem by James McLain

Poo Runners
do it too you
and you try not to
but they are clever
you can never
avoid the juicy
sound that
every one hears
and the pain.
and guys,
know that you girls
with a dress
have some special
advantage.
because as generous
as the spread may be
they usally have one
extra pair of knickers
there unseen
inside their purse
and when her eyes
are a little fruitful
and when you are
looking into them
his simply are not
and uncouth
and he is
as he plunges
his hand in
right there
out back
and to check one out
leading your eyes
right back in
not caring
at all as to
what he will find.