If one is far away
and suddenly out of touch,
one should pass along
forwarding information
to anyone who needs to know.
And that’s everyone, by gosh,
especially if you happen to be
a renowned televangelist
retired from TV now in
Outer Space offering
advice on YouTube with
counseling by email
at no extra cost to those
who visit PayPal first.
The cost is very low
cheaper than flying to Haiti
to ask a voodoo priest
holding a doll and needle.
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