Preacher From Outer Space Poem by Donal Mahoney

If one is far away
and suddenly out of touch,
one should pass along

forwarding information
to anyone who needs to know.
And that’s everyone, by gosh,

especially if you happen to be
a renowned televangelist
retired from TV now in

Outer Space offering
advice on YouTube with
counseling by email

at no extra cost to those
who visit PayPal first.
The cost is very low

cheaper than flying to Haiti
to ask a voodoo priest
holding a doll and needle.