Procrustes’s Alive Poem by Sidi Mahtrow

Procrustes knew well what he thought and did
Made a bed, “one size fits all” it’s said.
Little did he know that his philosophy would be embraced
By those with such a liberal grace.

Chop off guest’s legs to make them fit was his plan.
Or, if too short, stretch them - good for any woman or man.
Perhaps too violent for today’s modern thinkers
But, no problem applying the concept as Society tinkers.

Physical restrictions were once imposed
When it came to shoes that cramped the toes.
With a shoe-horn, one size could be made to fit
Although - some may overflow a bit.

Or if too big, no problem at all
Stuff the end with paper is the call.
Too wide or narrow, no problem here
A minor adjustment to all that’s dear.

Uncomfortable. That’s not our problem they say,
Break it in was the message of the day.
Apply this logic to all that’s dear
They’re only trying to help, it is clear.

Pick a topic to see if old Procrustes was right
Knowing most will conform; not fight.
Educators joined in the fray
Modifying students every day.

Government’s a Procrustes’ convert
Applying his teachings till they hurt.
Like him they have the same call.
Bedfellows and Robbers, all.

sjm