Pull The Other One It Plays 'Jingle Bells' Poem by Alison Smith

Heard it all before,
Your telling me nothing new.
You have spun the tales too long
Pull the other leg it plays “Jingle Bells”

I used to wait your every word
Believed everything you said
But you have lead me astray
I don’t believe you any more.

How can you say you love me?
When all the time you put me down
How can you say you want me?
When all you do is complain

So go tell someone else
Your stories of togetherness
Go see if they believe you
See if they play “Jingle Bells”