Randy Crabs Poem by Phil Soar

Standing in the ocean with the waves caressing feet
I thought I was in heaven, and that life was really sweet
And then I felt a little pain, and almost wet my pants
A crab had nipped me on the toe, as it did a sideways dance

I hopped around amidst the surf, my toe was glowing red
And other crabs began to gather round the ocean bed
I'd dipped my feet into a storm of copulating crustaceans
And as each one, was trampled on, it caused some complications

They had to call the lifeguard who could extricate my feet
But when he saw the hoard of crabs, he ran off down the street
And by the time I'd run ashore, my feet were full of blisters
Caused by just one Randy crab, and all her bloody sisters!