Read Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear was offered a
job by a Russian TV company to do a motor show
in Russia and I got excited, worked out the whole
scenario in my head: all 3 Top Gear presenters –
Jeremy, the Hamster and Captain Slow – signing
a contract and moving to Russia, families included,
probably their mums also since they appeared in
several episodes - filmed as a reality show with a –
Jeremy bite; in Russia they will be given interpreters
and personal assistants to liaise between them and
the different culture that is Russia; I imagine Jeremy
working out a show in which he contacts –
Russian motor manufactures and recommends im-
provements - while ridiculing English cars - and the
interpreters are shown running around trying to keep
everybody satisfied – wish I had a line to Jeremy -
And his team - to recommend my scheme!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem