Margaret Alice Second

Gold Star - 16,244 Points (24 January 1961 / South Africa)

Recommend My Scheme - Poem by Margaret Alice Second

Read Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear was offered a
job by a Russian TV company to do a motor show
in Russia and I got excited, worked out the whole
scenario in my head: all 3 Top Gear presenters –

Jeremy, the Hamster and Captain Slow – signing
a contract and moving to Russia, families included,
probably their mums also since they appeared in
several episodes - filmed as a reality show with a –

Jeremy bite; in Russia they will be given interpreters
and personal assistants to liaise between them and
the different culture that is Russia; I imagine Jeremy
working out a show in which he contacts –

Russian motor manufactures and recommends im-
provements - while ridiculing English cars - and the
interpreters are shown running around trying to keep
everybody satisfied – wish I had a line to Jeremy -

And his team - to recommend my scheme!

Topic(s) of this poem: humor


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Poem Submitted: Saturday, March 28, 2015

Poem Edited: Saturday, March 28, 2015


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