Revenge Is Sweet! Poem by DM W

I would like to salute the connoisseurs
Of culture; the guardians of beauty:
Here in the bleak North East of England,
For unintended opportunities,
They unknowingly provided for me.
They made my life a sheer, living hell due
To their profound ignorance on matters
Pertaining to art and poetry. Now
I've risen like Lazarus from the dead
And am thriving on U.S radio.
Moreover, my work has been published in
Numerous, world wide magazines. Henceforth,
I'd just like to say to all my critics,
Doubters: 'Put that in your pipes and smoke it! '