Sanity Test! Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

Keepers finders,
I need some sleep time blinders.
Peepers are creepers
Who drive there in Jeepers.

Most kids will lick the middle
Out of any sandwich cookie.
And if you do not know that
As a parent you're a rookie.

A backwards hug 
Is always spelled GUH!
I told that to my children,
But they just told me "DUH! "

The polka dot bikini
That my girlfriend liked to wear,
It was so teeny weenie
That people just had to stare.

Thank you for taking
My foolproof sanity test.
If you understood it all,
You're as nutty as the rest.

And if you will admit you did
Then please dropp me a line.
I really like crazy people,
They are the most fun kind!