Scheduled And Unscheduled Appearances Of Rhonda Poem by Raj Dronamraju

Rhonda in field and stream, Rhonda walking funny, Rhonda passing near me

Rhonda wearing purple clothes, Rhonda hyperventilating, Rhonda passing near a dream

Flashing lights, Rhonda is only visible every other frame
The beast grows a new tail
Sleeveless and subliminal and remembered in altered states
Down the rabbit hole with Rhonda

Rhonda on the RMS Titanic, Rhonda making funny voices, Rhonda with bowed legs and uncoordinated grace

These pounding light displays can cause seizures
The beast grows a new tail
Rhonda too quick for you to whip out your camera phone
Rhonda sightings are impossible to predict