School Of Life; Department Of Tongues Poem by Joshua Adeyemi

>>>A Lecturer Entered<<<

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Good day class:
The plain and the ras*
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Today's lecture shall run over previous
Topics. That what you learnt may be Obvious
Or delay us from progressing,
If many of you in learning is digressing:
Ireti Ola, how do we speak while in worship:
Leave aside the part of gossip.

Ireti: Sire, acccording to you,
(it is) And according to the tongue's rule.
Mekurubaiku, Yelibrakeliba, Manisheiba,
Rabrobandaba, Stalibratica, tenkaraka.
Oh that's awesome of you.
Today, though we wouldn't change the rule.
To speak while in prayer,
You must take two sachet of aloma bitter.
Then you speak in this form:
Repeating the three middle words:
Debinikruka, Grignikziba, Leiknikbeib,
Askrnikteni, Jeruniktete, Dabunikteib.
But when you start forgetting what to say,
Then change how you pray:
Repeat the first word after another
One is been used and then you'll sail farther:
Zebrakulika, Esimakagbibin, Zebrakulika,
Etirakamobge, Zebrakulika, Yadkrubilka.... Continues

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