Screwing Around Poem by Fuzzy James

SCREW this is a verb
This SCREW is a noun
SCREW YOU are two words
That bring on a frown
Screw is a word with plenty to say
Because you can say it in many a way

You screw up some paper
To throw in the bin
You screw up your skin
With too many a grin
You screw back a ball
If you're able at pool
You unscrew the cork
For a drink with your pork
You screw on a top
And do it up tight
You screw in the bedroom
From morning till night

So screw in the kitchen
And screw in the dark
Then get on the table
And screw that guy Mark
But careful of strangers
They're bound to remark
If you are caught screwing
Around in the park