' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '' Seasame Street - Not! Poem by Dónall Dempsey

'This body...'
(she smiled to herself)

'...has been brought to you
today...'

(and here she lost
her dress)

'...by the letters S, E
& X! '

(and here she discarded
her knickers) .

'You've been a naughty
naughty boy! '

(she grinned
as if pleased with herself)

'And you leave me
no option

but to give you sex
of the best! '

I could tell
I wasn't on

SEASAME STREET

or in Kansas
anymore.

I whimpered

and took my pleasure
like a man.