Self Conceited Joe Poem by Francis Duggan

He feels that he is a gift to woman kind
But with self conceited Joe it is all in his mind
He says of the town's best he can have his pick
But his only lover Sally last year decided to give him the flick
She told her friends he was not the sort for her
That a far humbler man than him she would prefer
He says he has been taking a rest from women of late
And it has been awhile since he has been on a date
Not handsome he is powerfully built broad shouldered and tall
Though to most women his sort would not appeal at all
For self confidence one who does carry the flag
Of his pretend achievements he likes to brag
His girl friend Sally left him a year ago
She fel out of love with self conceited Joe.