Shart Attack Poem by Francie Lynch

Shart Attack



I've diarrhea,
And it's ink,
Explaining why
My writing stinks.
I've constipation
Of the brain,
Leaving little
But shart stains.
I'm irregular,
I'll wear a diaper,
And write my poems
On toilet paper.

Francie Lynch
Monday, August 10, 2015
Topic(s) of this poem: poetic expression,writing
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Monaghan, Ireland
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