He made the mistake of standing on top of the television set.
He thought maybe he could conquer it, I guess
But instead
It swallowed him up and burped him out into an
Infomercial.
And if we don't pay $149.95 in six easy installments
We'll probably never see him again.
(Previously published in The Short North Gazette, Jan.2003)
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem