Slap A Cantaloupe Poem by Francie Lynch
Slap A Cantaloupe
Whose face resembles a slapped cantaloupe?
Whose face could curdle cream?
Whose face is in a class of eejits all by itself?
Whose face spews out more shit than his arse?
Whose face resembles a boil in need of lancing?
Whose face would be left on shore cause the tide wouldn't take it out?
Whose face has a waddle waddling like Donald Duck?
The Donald. That's who.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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