Some Advice For The Trip Poem by Patti Masterman

Never trust men named Bo
Never forget there's rain
Around a rainbow
Expect all pets to reproduce
To the nth degree
If they run loose
(Even if they're in a pen
The little sperms
Might still get in)
Always wear clean underwear
(You never know when
They'll look down there)
The wind is capricious
And evil too
He'll throw your dress
Up over you
Water seeks the lowest level
And good intentions
Go straight to the devil.