Somethings You Hate About Me Poem by JennyLynn Lavoie

I’am overprotective, high strung just a few things about me to roll off your toung.

Paranoia o.c.d are some of the things you hate about me.

I have a thing about bugs I can’t stand them all, and yes i freak out when one is on my wall.

All check for hours if i think ones near my bed, and i strip down nude if one lands on my head.

Driving in the car is the ultimate worst,20 minutes of nagging and a list of swear words i cursed

Following to close and last minute braking leaves me trembling inside and my body shacking.

All fight for hours i wont back down until the truth is unburied unlocked and found.

I complain about everything i don’t put up with sh@@, if that makes me the bad guy then i guess the shoe fits.

I will help you out as long as you ask, tell me to do it and you will be out on your a@@
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If someone is yelling at me and on the attack, i’m not the kind of girl who dosnt fight back.

I have no fear when rage takes over, even if its a grown men who isn’t sober.

I use the word duck in every other word, so ducking what if you think thats a little absurd.

I hate the beauty qweens who rub it in your face, so what if i give them some of there own medicine to teast.

I may not be pretty but W.T.F. is this, ya i get a little ticked off and pissed.

Does your @ss look fat in that dress, who cares if i gleam with excitement when i answer yes.

You say i’m jealous that maybe so, but the difference between us is i use the word no.

Well that’s it______ i’m perfect you see, those were just some of the things you hate about me.