Sounds Of Sire Poem by Buddy Bee Anthony

If someday
they'd address me
With an 'E'
after the Sir, that's Sire.
I'd first declare
the Pope a girl
Then I'd take the cure.
Wouldn't it be divine
to call the Pontiff
Holy Mother for a change?
If I'm anointed King
There's much
to re-arrange
I'd stamp out
mass corruption
Let prisoners
walk free
Lock zoo keepers down
in my public zoos
where all my animals
could come and see
I'd make love with every beauty
who ever caught my eye
No birds would live
in guilded cages
A Royal mandate all junkies
stay sky high
A leading elder statesman
Oh, to be the boss of you
It wouldn't be at all usual
for Chuck to marry Drew.
Now, if homosexuality
is not what you desire
Maids and maidens
off to Royal chambers
we'd retire
If it should ever come to light
my powers do, indeed, corrupt.
Please don't hesitate
to tell me all about it
Judas Krupps
As for now
I'll do my level best
to get along with you.
til my Royal Guard
with their Royal Swords
commence
to run you through...

Buddy Bee Anthony

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Re-edited 04/21/2026 @ 2: : 49 AM Pacific Standard Time