There's Pizza delivery
Thai
Indian Cuisine
Tex-Mex
McDonalds
The Burger king
and the Dairy Queen
Why not boil some 'tators
with hot corned beef alligators
mix it up like a pole cat
where you can screw and smoke.
Then, set your meat on simmer
and let your wild rice soak

Don't want no pita plates
Sushi plates, or spicy deep fried
chicken wings.
Won't be last man standing
at your buffet style onion rings.
I'd love to teach the world to eat
in perfect harmony.
If you cooked us both a hearty meal
that'd be fine by me.


The only one with home cuisine
is your trusty watch dog Jo.
With his chewy train of gravy
doggy biscuits, and Alpo.
Wouldn't it be worth the extra effort