When the night is at rest
And the day's work is done,
I walk out undressed
Speaking in tongues.
So pardon my French,
As I break wind with ease,
Making loud cazzoni
In my fluent Burmese.
And my Zulu is great
Every time I pass gas,
Burp in German and Finnish
Like a pain in your ass.
And my Hebrew and Arabic
Will always impress
As I talk to some girl
With Swahili finesse.
Just last night in Hungarian
I insulted the moon,
Stuffed with Polish kielbasa
Like some Persian balloon.
I was saying in Pashto
Kiss my ass, maricon-
While in broken Gaelic
I was drunk until dawn.
And the United Nations
Are after my beef
Since I cursed in Apache
Some Navajo chief.
Yes, I speak many tongues,
But it's all the same shit-
No matter the language-
Cantonese or Sanskrit.
Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor"
And Mohammed said "Kill",
While a little bird told me
"They are mentally ill".
I'm all for world peace
Don't get me wrong-
As I sing my Old Russian
Chert poberi song.
November 29,2019
- Alexander Shaumyan
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
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