Spring Is Here, Well Dammit! Poem by Joe Hughes

Spring is here, well dammit!
The hedges are in bloom.
The grass has slyly grown so high,
The weeds have left no room!

I am a Spring fanatic,
I love this time of year
But garden work is endless,
Relaxing's out - I fear!

The garden is a great place
To suntan and relax,
But as for working in it?
- I'd rather take Ex-Lax!

For those who have green fingers,
I'm in awe - yes, so respecting,
But let them do their arty work
Whilst I snooze upon the decking!