"Start All This Humanity Over Again" Poem by Michael Walkerjohn

Spirit'
Warrior'
Word Wight'
Prosy McMasters
World Word Smythe'
Unite!
IAM putting the call out
All My Boyz and Girlz Ignite!
The Subject is to be "Last Virus"
everyone who has an inclination
to a wordy witty work of prose gets
protected from an initial dose of Covid!
IAM what IAM and IAM promising this!
Do any of you out there care… to give
the proposition a git-up-an-ril-wit-it?
Good, Let US begin; this biggest schist
in the history of prose on the internet!
I throw down both first and last! Read me?

LAST VIRUS

"bend down"
lowly so and touché
da noise of your shadow'
If you cannot do this… Oust
yourselves now! Because you
are a primed victim… listen to me
all you phophy fudge packing it in prigs!
For some decades you been forewarned!
Do not ingest G.M.O corn… among many
other such base food products that were
designed to alter your natural D.N.A.
sono d'accordo?
Okay, so the obesity factor is a no, no, no!
And for phuucks sake! Why did you phat folks
not learn to speed walk! Taking off excess heft
is as easy as only having one meal per daze! So
moving forward to the next issue… pre-existing
conditions… some, feed lot beasts you bunch
became! OerIngesting "Mass Quantities" of
butt munchies all daze long… got that
diabetes thingy early in living' times
because no one was shooting at
your lazy asp wholes! So phuuck
the "Lot" in you also! What is
nexus? Texas? All my Ex'?
Willie, Waylon, Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown?
Yea I do get around… and it has been has been!
All happenin all over again! People! This ain't
the first and only time in the awe of history
that your species needed to be thinned out!
If you singular individual pieces of used TP!
Cannot figure out the past… like it was pushed
out your asp wholes and piled all the way to Uranus!
Well, there you have it! Uranus! Cold and Blue…
like most of you gonna be laid out in that morgue!
And guess who is gonna have ass-cest to you
corpse! Those same monkey/donkey/asps
in those white jackets and space suits and
air tanks… that brought to your lungs that
little son of satan covid!

The Wild Rover
Tab Chords And Lyrics
By Irish Traditional
Intro G-C-G-D-G

G C
I've been a wild rover for many's the year
G D G
And I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer
C
But now I'm returning with gold in great store
G D G
And I never will play the wild rover no more
D D7 G C
And it's No, Nay, never, - No, nay never no more
G C G D7 G
Will I play the wild rover, - No never - -no more
C
I went in to an alehouse I used to frequent
G D G
And I told the landlady me money was spent
C
I asked her for credit, she answered me nay
G D G
Such a customer as you I can have any day
Ch
C
I took up from my pocket, ten sovereigns bright
G D G
And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight
C
She says "I have whiskeys and wines of the best
G D G
And the words that you told me were only in jest"
Ch
Break - G-C-G-D7-G … G-C-G-D7-G
I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done
G D G
And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
C
And, when they've caressed me as oft times before
G D G
I never will play the wild rover no more

The most simple of interludes to more of
the same "vet" servicing that IAM attending
to herein… So, to this point… No phat!
No disease! And no flaccid bodies!
Cuts out the majority of you mfers
don't it! Kinda, sorta, maybe… so
like that "Wall at Jericho" thingy
Ya Think!
Down to a few hundred thousand
able bodies humans… Maybe that
Georgia Grindstone thingy was the
last word issued… given the background
noise on all of this is of a whiteness tissue!
No human of tone would consider that they
were more important than Mother Earth!
So, guess what? That pretty much "kicks
to that proverbial curb" all but 10 of those
few hundred thousand humans that could
most probably; start all this humanity over again!