Stupid School - A Children's Poem Poem by C Richard Miles

We’ve got lots of silly rules.
Yes, we do, at Stupid School!

Always come to school too late;
This is something teachers hate.

When you line up, make a noise;
Argue with the girls and boys!

Tell the teacher to get lost;
Leave the lights on; hang the cost!

Stick your pencil in your ear
If you want to write, my dear!

Turn homework into paper planes;
Never work and just play games!

Stay outside when playtime ends;
Always spit at all your friends!

Never get your answers right;
Shout and scream and yell and fight!

If you follow all these rules,
You’ll be like us, just stupid fools!