Simon and his girlfriend were at the zoo.
And a hungry tiger escaped.
They both began to run.
And his girlfriend was outrunning him.
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I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. I laughed. I shouldn't have. What a cruel thing to do to your girlfriend. Ha ha ha ha!