Texas Pretty Boy Void Poem by Hubert Wilson

Really, would 'Governor Pompadour' have Texas secede?
Imagine another Civil War contentious deed?
Could the tonsorially coiffed one proceed?
Kooky from inhaling too much hairspray or smoke of the locoweed?
Yanking the press chain by this shock-headed dweeb?

Perhaps his gray matter has alreadly started to recede?
Economic misery this hirsute one uses to mislead?
Rampant motivation by the ugliest hairy rotter greed?
Reasoning people are agreed -
Yahoos like him let their brains to their mouths accede!

How could something so stupid come out of such a pretty mouth?
Especially with all THAT hair!