The ambidextrous masturbator
Came across a very large alligator,
Who happened to eat his leading arm;
Leaving his other one unharmed.
'Not a big deal, for I'm ambidextrous;
So it's no problem, ' he said with a smile,
'Though I think those teeth are really infectious-
At least it wasn't a crocodile.'
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